siliconesaline:

Francisco Lachowski and Milo Lachowski x Instagram



Zoella + Baby Glitter.





darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.


moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up



spankmethorin:

"Don’t pirate tv shows! Watch them legally on tv or something"

I live in New Zealand. Literally most of the shit I watch has not, and may not ever, be released on New Zealand Television

AND even if I wanted to I can’t watch shit legally online because ‘SORRY THIS SITE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY’

I’M LOOKING AT YOU NETFLIX 




theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock


CREDIT