moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up



spankmethorin:

"Don’t pirate tv shows! Watch them legally on tv or something"

I live in New Zealand. Literally most of the shit I watch has not, and may not ever, be released on New Zealand Television

AND even if I wanted to I can’t watch shit legally online because ‘SORRY THIS SITE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY’

I’M LOOKING AT YOU NETFLIX 




theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock


maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused


loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage




aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 




oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 


How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 


CREDIT